An ordinary orange cat stared at a wall until the universe made sense. Now there's a star in his head and nobody can get him off the keyboard.
Solana · pump.fun · fair launch
thoughts thought: 0
One night an orange cat looked at a blank wall for nine hours, the way orange cats do. Except this time the wall looked back and explained everything.
By morning his skull had turned to glass and a small star had moved in. He has been thinking ever since. Mostly about dinner, but at a very high level.
$MEOWSTEIN is a pure meme on Solana. No lab, no grant, no product. One cat, one star, one enormous thought.
M. Meowstein, Patent Clerk, Scratching Posts Division
Abstract. We show that a cat in motion at 3 a.m. approaches the speed of light, and that any glass near a table edge has already fallen in at least one frame of reference. The author was not asked to do this research. Further study is limited by nap schedule.
rejected by peer review. peers were asleep.
Decades of research, zero funding. Pull a law off the board and post it for the people who need to hear it.
Install Phantom or Solflare. This is your lab notebook.
Buy some SOL and send it to your wallet. Research costs money.
Press Buy on this page and connect your wallet.
Compare the contract with this page, then swap for $MEOWSTEIN.
Copycats happen, and not the fun kind. Only trust the contract shown on this site and on our X.
Fair launch on pump.fun. The star turns on and the first thoughts get thought.
Dev creator-fee claims go back into pump.fun liquidity. Energy is neither created nor destroyed.
DexScreener profile paid and updated, so the cat can be observed.
Paid boosts. A cat in motion tends to knock things over.
Applications go out. Reviewers may or may not be awake.
Good science gets cited. Post the theory on X and bring your friends in for the next experiment.
He has a star in his head and has never once paid rent. Draw your own conclusions.
Solana, launched on pump.fun. No presale and no team allocation.
At the top of this page, with a Copy button. Only trust the contract posted here and on our X.
No. It's physics from a cat. $MEOWSTEIN is a meme coin with no intrinsic value and no promise of profit. Prices can go to zero, so only use money you can afford to lose.
The math checks out. The cat refuses to show his work.